Thor nods, as if pleased with this approval, and empties his jug before refilling it. Probably knows that Clint would take him down if he violated his personal space right now. His eyes are fond. She said, smiling. That's a thing becoming more and more frequent, actually; the kissing. Tony's eyes widened, how the fuck did that crazy lunatic get someone so sweet like Peter "Jesus Christ, Pete. "Huh, next," I say and take a drink for fun. It was, Steve says softly. Clint can't help but laugh. So you have all except for Natasha, of course Steve trails off and looks at the rest of the team. Right, yeah, that makes me feel a lot better, Tony huffs, but he doesn't move away. He's still kind of horny, but he's also tired, so he can't be bothered to get off on his own right now. Peter, Tony, Bucky, and Natasha all drank. We have, Clint says. "Are you sure there's nothing you'd like to say Petey?" Weakling, she mutters in Russian and Clint grimaces. #spiderman Please proceed!. You owe me ten bucks, Clint says to Natasha, who shakes her head. I smell a demi, Brucie. You know what really sucked though? "Never have I ever smoked marijuana," Danny says and everyone but him takes a drink and this seems to surprisethe senior team. You have reached the end of "Never Have I Ever". Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Michelle Jones & Ned Leeds & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Academic Decathlon Team (Spider-Man: Homecoming), Michelle Jones & Ned Leeds & Peter Parker & Academic Decathlon Team (Spider-Man: Homecoming), Academic Decathlon Team (Spider-Man: Homecoming), Michelle and Peter are both obnoxious to their Feelings. But Steve smiles and nods, still looking sad but not too much. Clint never liked those, more one for sharp, searing taste than soft sweetness himself (and wow, isn't that a metaphor for his life). Badly. tip: buffy gen teen AND "no archive warnings apply". Will Peter and Maya get a happy ending? For one thing, that'd be pretty sucky of me. She is dating The Paxton Hall-Yoshida! You didn't wake me up? Clint manages around a yawn and presses into Tony's warm hands. Never have I ever been stabbed in the back, Natasha says and takes a pull of her Stoli. Damn, I was so sure, Tony says and taps his finger against his chin. Edit* I've decided to just make this one shots, not just field tr Do you know how once you are doing somethingyou instantlyknow you shouldn't have even thought about doing it? Clint wakes long before Tony, and has time to take a shower and eat breakfast before Tony staggers into his relatively modest living room. This is darker/dirtier than I've written Bucky before, so strap in, y'all. Guardians: What if Harry Potter had a big sister? Yet, here she was wide awake with a pain in her back, her baby doing what felt like flips and her stomach growling. #deadpool I mean, ask anyone. "Never Have I Ever" Pt. Thor seems to think it's all hysterical. Mmm, neat. So he leans over and whispers, loud enough that he knows Tony will hear, He's really good at swallowing.. Okay. I steal Ned and Tonys clothes. It would be strange if he wasn't, considering how many people the playboy's slept with in the last ten years alone. D'nt care. Yeah, no real surprise there, Clint sounded almost disappointed. I hope you're kidding. You expect me to do all the work?. Matt said. " left kudos on this work! Sometimes randomly, even. The only comfort Abby finds is watching her favorite Lilly needed a job. I am. Then he looks contemplative. #nickfury Tony Stark personally needed a drink. "You knew?" "Who are you and how did you get past FRIDAY?" He can't have been sleeping more than a few minutes, because he doesn't feel rested at all. My turn! Cindy was laughing too, laying on the floor, her head in her hands and elbows underneath, so she could still see everyone. He rolls his bottle slowly between his fingers. It's warm, a couple of degrees warmer than Tony's body temperature, and Clint reaches out now to splay his hand over it. Watching Devi grow up with Mohan and Nalini feels like papercuts and pinpricks for Ben.But when Devi loses a father and becomes a kindred spirit,Ben gains the thing he always wanted most: a dad. I thought we agreed that wouldn't be a good idea., No no, Tony says and shakes his head violently, something that throws him off-balance again. He laughs, and gives Peter a devilish grin. Okay so this guy called Adrian Toomes was going to steal from Mr. Starks jet -the one that was suppose to be moving the stuff to the new tower. Yeah like that was surprising, Wanda rolled her eyes. So after a mission, I y'know.. Uncle Steve mocks himself and we all laugh. I'm not, Tony says sourly, still massaging the shoulder Clint nearly ripped out of its socket. Peter decides to host a reality show for the Avengers as Tony's Intern and it goes as well as you expect. And Nat calls Clint the happy drunk, hah. Plus, you know, Clint has done a lot of stuff. He glances over at Tony, who's cheering and talking about the Chitauri invasion with Thor, and notices that the billionaire keeps glancing over at the two quietest men in the room to make sure they're having a good time. Like you and Steve aren't the exact same. Your virtue's pr'tected., Clint, up, Natasha says. "Never have I ever kissed a teammate," I say and everyone on the senior team takes a drink. Where you can ask anyway, even though you've done it? Tony seems to look mostly at Bruce, Natasha and Clint, since the two others haven't played this before. Im not judging your choice in venue.. Pep-perrr. And he fumbles his phone out of his pockets to squint at the screen. He tries to catch the Tony's gaze. It's a totally valid question!. They were all gathered in the communal room to relax. That is until she meets Peter Parker. Peter just shrugged again. Peter and Natasha were the only ones to drink. I'm a weak, weak man., Clint smiles, but it feels odd on his face, and the last two months suddenly spin through his head to add an uncomfortable amount of evidence. Then Peter took a shot. These kids have been crushed by heavy ass building but here they are, walking it off like it was nothing. Okay, so I reacted kind of not-awesomely, but I mean, it came out of the blue and I've only been thinking about it for six days and it's not like we ever-. I have the besht ideas ever, Tony says with a blissful sigh. Hah. Peter was happy when he learned that Jessica was discharged, and that she moved in with her new family. What a stupid one! Demi, is that a bad thing?. However, with the arrival of a new super nurse in New York, Steve Rogers and Bucky Barnes cant help but think she looks like their Avengers X Reader Preferences & One-Shots, Half Truths Lead to Misunderstandings (Not Dead, Update Coming Soon), Preferences/Imagines/x Readers *Book 2*(Requests open). I just haven't felt that way about anyone else. she said, voicing the thoughts of her fellow teammates, who looked at Peter with horror. Please consider turning it on! As expected, Natasha, Clint, Steve, Bucky, Sam and Tony drank, but yet again Peter surprised them all by downing his glass. She's super badass. Steve, you animal, you.. Why wouldn't you?, I don't know, Clint says and leans forward until their foreheads touch. Really? Romance Avengers Lokiandreader. Betty ringed the bell. The reason for this stupid game? He pockets the phone but doesn't push Tony away. Evelyn Warner was a nurse during World War 2 working side-by-side with Captain America and Peggy Carter. #ironman 'Course you can. No joke, no leering, no inappropriate comment. It wasn't said outright, but the psycho-babble hinted pretty openly that most of Tony's reasons for being an attention whore was because of his deep-seated, emotional need for approval and belonging. Wha- Clint? Steve squeaks, like he thinks Clint will assault him or something. #fieldtrip Yeah, Clint coincides, because really, half the fun is getting to tell shit you've already done and see who else have done the same. Yeahlets just move on from Peters apparent sluttiness Tony motioned to Natasha. "Really?" He looks up at the clock. Tony, Steve, and Strange had used the gauntlet one last time to go use the Time Stone to go back to the Battle of Wakanda. Gotta do what you gotta do to survive, Clint ducked his head, examining his drink to avoid eye contact. It's your choice., Yeah, but Tony makes an annoyed sound and rolls over so he's facing Clint. You have my permission to 'cuddle' me whenever you so please, Captain.. On that thought, neither is Tony. One moment. "Never ever have I accidentally bent metal," Rohdey says and I laugh and take a gulp along with . I haven't been there since I was a kid.. Damn, and I have such an asphyxiation kink, too., Clint snorts. And today, he saw Jessica at school too, so he was ecstatic about that too. Last time they offered him alcohol, he refused, explaining how he didn't like the smell. And because I'm Iron Man.. Anyway, I told everyone we could meet up at seven-ish, get some food, Tony says and waves his hand in a circle for Clint doesn't know, maybe emphasis. Really?. Pete, that means youre up! So, how does this work? Steve asks now, all childlike interest and polite excitement at his team's bonding activity. Come on, that one was obvious, Clint complained. Are we dating? It's cheesy as hell, but it's been over two weeks since they last had sex without some kind of other mushy activity attached to it, and as much as they agreed about the no-strings arrangement, Clint can't help but realize that he's got quite a few strings attached to this crazy bastard by now. Shit. Tony actually fucking whoops, a fist in the air and everything. 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Are you trying to get the full Avenger set?. You are not doing that when Clint is this drunk.. It was easy. Tony shrugs like it was nothing, his smirk just shy of a full-on shark grin. I accidentally burned down the building that him and all of the people he 'helped' were in. It was disappointing, to say the least, how many of his classmates drank every week. He looks up at Clint when he comes; grins. "Hold up, got something you want to share Parker?" guess whos sleeping on the stairs again ???? irondad steverogers tonystark +8 more # 11 Parley Oneshots by elania:) 1.2M 34.1K 111 She is here to pick up Peter for their date that e seems to have not remembered." Could he do something about the fact that he had a bunk bed? Clint and Tony (and the team) get drunk, fall into bed together, fall out of it, and fall back in again. I'm training her." It's all right, Tony says and pats his forearm. Never have I ever, an avengers fanfic | FanFiction Disclaimer: the MCU and its characters are not mine. Which I'm gonna lie in, whether you're in it or not.. The other teenagers smiled too, not in a 'you are so stupid' way, but how one might discover a new fun fact, like how Ned discovered Peter HATED peppermint with a passion. Guess we gotta call it off, then, Clint bullshits, and notes how he's started to wake up in certain parts of his body as well. Is that what Tony's supposed to be right now? Mwuh, Clint says and stretches his legs, but doesn't move. She huffs a laugh and drinks again. "Never Have I Ever had a girlfriend." Said Sam. Clint, Natasha, and Bucky I get, they were assassins and seduction is normal in that field, and everyone knows Im a giant man-whore, but you? He had never been in a relationship before, the homecoming date with Liz a complete disaster. It's fucking beautiful. Tony and Clint were the only ones to drink. Then: Wait so what about when you're not drunk anymore?. Now you'll just guilt me into staying., Clint leans back to grimace at him. I saw it on F.R.I.E.N.D's and wanted to know what it was like!" "Never Have I Ever had a girlfriend." Most were innocent, 'never have I ever slept in a bunk bed.' Seriously Tony? So he smiles, too, and doesn't say anything. Clint blinks and looks at the ceiling, but the AI stays silent. Yes, Tony says with a put-upon sigh. Fare thee well, good Banner, Thor slurs, whose Asgardian-ness is even more pronounced now that he's drunk. That. Okay, I suggest we go clock-wise with people asking questions, and I suggest that I start, since seriously, you guys. Tony sits outside Clint's door with bleary eyes and soot all over his shirt. "Tortured," Everyone but Shuri, Uncle Bruce, Aunt May, and Scott says at once. So no grabbing there, then, Tony says and trails his fingers over Clint's throat. Natasha doesn't say anything when Clint tumbles out of Tony's room and into the kitchen late-morning, but she does hand him a coffee mug and fix him with a stare that says I judge you very hard right now. #spiderson But then, the Peter Parker part of him, the ever so honest part, didn't really want to lie. "Never ever have I accidentally bent metal," Rohdey says and I laugh and take a gulp along with Uncle Bucky and Uncle Steve. A small, annoying part of him wonders if Tony's actually been personally acquainted with Captain America's dick and adds that if Clint wants to find out, this would be the perfect opportunity.