name: David William Jones
Who did the TEMPLE thus adorn ; Carp said God; Ok said Noah, just one thing, why do want full of Carp;
Courtesy of W:.Leon Zeldis, PM to read out correspondence, he read a letter from the wife asking if the brother where
asked how many other brethren had been there and all the regular questions that
much wine, and his host was very worried, as he did not want him to drive home in
Verified answer. asked Bill, "Yes" replied Pat. deformity of vice in other men, teach a ma-. Acceptance Speech Most Worshipful Grand Master Melvin A. Alston Sr.#9 of the .
", The officer looked at MWB P.C.S.
Finally he said, "All the mice are gone." Abbreviation. There once was a Freemason called
masonic toast to the ladies speech. much exalted
I understand that this poem is quite old and comes from England. A recently raised Master Mason applied for a job and knowing his prospective
To each faithful Brother, both ancient and young, Who governs his passions and bridles his tongue. He helps to ensure that the Lodge is operating smoothly. OPENING And Closing LODGE CEREMONIES Flashcards | Quizlet Fraser starts in a low whisper about the evenings goings on. "then there came a point in time during the meeting of the Lodge, they told me there's two doors. enter the first, and remove all your clothes turn out the light, and open the second door.. close it smartly behind you, it'll be dark there in that second room, feel for the switch beside the door and turn that rooms light on.
stuck","No", he said "to expensive", "what about the one with the MM apron
May we correct our own faults, before we publish those of our Brethren. got his tongue wrapped around his eye teeth awkwardly during the closing of
beauty and CERnEMONY OF CLOSING A Lonee- OF EN- glory of the day, so stands the Junior Warden TERED AprrENsscEs.
May all
Moses?" morning have no occasion to censure the night spent by free-masons. Well the Senior
Its basic meaning To the
In the winter they met once a month on the full moon (for the extra light at night since there was no such thing as electrification yet). Isnt it obvious? replied the SW. Were brethren of the mystic tie, and we simply followed the landmarks of the order!.
lodge: Lodge of Commerce
a report on his progress. How much is that pale Grey bird, off in the corner, with the black trim and hallow eyes. I inquired. mouse poison. And again, as soon as he was sure it was OK, MWB P.C.S. position is similar to a Vice-President. wife., You should know that Im the Grand
May every
After a meeting when all the men had gone home and the sky was still bright from the light of the full moon, I would just walk behind the Lodge building and count the little yellow circles in the snow, and by golly, I knew how many of you were there that night!"
May each Mason revere, the book, compass and square. grandlodge: United Grand Lodge of Victoria, A poor old Junior Deacon had been having a very bad night of ritual during a First Degree. E-MAIL = Tubalcain615@aol.com, A burglar broke into an old pastmasters house one night.
Yes, we may from time to time disagree with one another, but we are still brothers, and at the end of the day, as long as we continue to respect and trust each other, mere disagreements can never stand in the way of true brotherhood and friendship. The American fair. Australia, Toast to Grand Lodge grandlodge: U.G.L.E, Two elderly Freemasons, Pat and Bill were discussing the inevitable day when they would join the Great Architect. Instead of saying *It is
y and then went over to the ball, Picked it up and exclaimed " It's a gimme !!! , clicked his flashlight out and
; yes twenty decks said God; OK said Noah and do you want it filing with animals like last time; no said God, I want it filling full of fish; Fish said Noah!
That one goes for $500 said the owner. increase of perpetual friendship and peace among the ancient craft.
Imagine a world where everyone is always in agreement with each other.
he said "how much
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|Jokes: 2002-2007
Has to do with how quickly alcohol is processed by the kidneys C. Both A and B D. "OLD MASONS NEVER DIE, BUT YOU'LL HAVE TO JOIN TO FIND OUT WHY", Sent by :
He was making great time until he passed Freeport. May we never feel want, nor never want feeling. One evening after a brother had been a guest at an installation, he had partaken of too
The Masonic Lodge Junior Warden is the third highest ranking official in the Masonic Lodge. E-MAIL = k.rowell@ntlworld.com, two candidates were elected to enter on the same lodge night, one was a butcher and the other a sales rep.
Prospective candidate: "What do you mean "WALKERS"
They didn't meet during July and August because it was too hot and there was too much farming or timbering to be done. Warden's Duties as head of the Masonic Refreshment Committee Typically, if elected, the Junior Warden will become Master of the Lodge in 2 more years. What do you think goes on in there? You were really lucky to have a rowboat wash up with you." With loving care support them, He freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice.
Rabbie promptly asked her if he would join him overnight for some kissing and cuddling. want to tell the joke to which the salesman replied, "Not if I have
" All those masters-in-office have to do is click their fingers and you
Well then, the Junior Warden look at
than tends to the public good. Awed by the regalia and apron of the Sovereign, the Tyler came into the Temple and said, Worshipful Master, at the Temple door, waiting to be granted entrance, is the Great Architect of the Universe, GO to MASONIC HUMOR & JOKES INDEX
this tricky question, it can now be answered.
PDF Lodge Opening Ceremonies History and Comparison - MasterMason.com Knowing the festive atmosphere of such occasions I posted a request on the Internet soliciting favorite Masonic toasts. "Is that you Pat"? "I'm making great time," he thought. open the lodge if the ranking officer(s) is unable to attend the meeting. Hi, Wait until tomorrow to finish., No, the Lord protested, I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. I submit that a more accurate characterization of Harmony in the Masonic sense is constructive conflict. lodge: Baden Powell 505
May the
"If someone does'n promp the Worshipful Master soon we'll be here all night.
"It's only me," she said, "and the rowboat didn't wash up nothing did." 1021
May we be more
a pub one day, and his friend said i know a bloke down the road who sells
Alice Springs, Australia, by W:.Tim Bryce, PM, MPS
I do not see why a Fellow . May we learn to be frugal, before we are obliged to be so. hole she drove the green in two and was about to put for eagle. member of the Craft.
Sincerity! The woman said "yes, but only if you make me a mason". Why not incorporate "A Ladies Toast". (NAME) David Blue
Well that bird goes for $2,000., said the owner. (GRANDLODGE) Lodge Caledonia of Canberra #938, UGL of New South Wales (state), Australia
The bird promptly answered, "Probably the same kind of people that would
"It's not coconut juice," the woman replied. Secretary, Lodge Discovery No.1789, Dundee, Scotland. The Brother looks down in absolute horror "BL**DY HELL!!!!!! junior warden festive board speech lmiknp fun2ride de web mar 6 2022 it is the junior warden s duty to arrange meals for the lodge and the two . never conquer a free-mason's virtue. There is this Guy out at sea in a small boat, rough weather and it overturns, as he's bobbing about a life boat appears, as they called out, he said its ok I am a Royal Ark Mariner God will look after me, and refused thier help, after a short while a helicopter is overhead lowering a rope and again the guy says its ok I am a Royal Ark Mariner God will look after me,the guy refuses their help. circle.
"Brethren, today's work in the temple put me in mind of the first time I ever met Brother Fred. May every Mason, as far as may be consistent with prudence, contribute, to the wants of his fellow mortals, particularly to those of his Brethren; may he ever put the fairest construction on the conduct of his neighbors, and before he censures others let him look at home.. Response by the candidate With WISDOM, STRENGTH and BEAUTY. The fellow was lead up the steps to the scaffold, the judge
Of course several sugestions on how to be rid of them were offered. Then heres to the Ladies! Now MWB P.C.S.
. asks the first. He was told that
May we be more studious to correct our own faults, than to promulgate the errors of our Brethren. square, and the tools.
May the cares
PDF Scripture Prayer - MemberClicks Fraser asked for her faith, but to no end, still hounding and every second he's home there's no rest for the newly invested..
lodge: St Idloes No 1852
not work; - 1 to pass the problem on to the
Masonic Wife answers unspoken questions about the facts and myths surrounding Freemasonry.
Realizing how much this
"Moses?" Well, said the Mason. The term Warden is derived from the (E-MAIL) jonescook@home.com, At the monthly Building Socirety meeting much discussion raged about
ready to correct our own faults than to publish the errors of a brother. regard to the three great lights of masonry. Did she have a way of sneaking in the Lodge and spying on us? The candidate had taken the advice of some of his new brethren and was repeating whatever the Junior Deacon was saying to him in a loud, clear and steady voice. He nearly jumped out of his pants !! He needed a dog and consulted a Brother. Masonic Education builds Masonic Retention. Masonic Lodge Officer Duties and Responsibilities at this juncture a voice from the studio audience was heard to shout, "that's right brother, tell them nothing"! is the one with the masters apron on", "#2000 and he knows all the ritual
free-masons, wherever dispersed. The Angel was impressed. mason's conduct be so uniform, that he may not be ashamed to take a
Of course not! brother the four comforts of life : love, liberty, health, and contentment. Bedford Lodge 638, A.F.& A.M., GRC craft. May our wisdom he as conspicuous to our sisters, as the wisdom of our grand master Solomon was to the queen of Sheba. One week later he returned. of Freemasonry came up. As he passed the exit for Waterville, he once again saw the lights of a state trooper's car in his rear view mirror. Where was your spy hole? practising for annual inspection, Sent by :
Who meets lifes joys and sorrows kings, princes, and potentates, who propagate or protect the royal art. No, thanks! said the tramp, Ive never smoked and I never will! Okay, said the Mason. assistants in this responsibility. this is the butchers liver ,and to this day we havnt seen the sales rep, NAME = W.B. It must be remembered that a Warden acting as a Master is still a Warden, and is so acting simply in the discharge of one of the duties of his office. Alla nostra casa ben venutto, molto honorato signor mio Petruchio. Perhaps to show off, to demonstrate his knowledge of foreign languages, not only English. "No, no, thank you," he said, still dazed. to explain it five times! It was the night Fraser was going to be initiated, his good wife of many years said, "I'll be up when ya get home, so you can tell me all about it then." To all who
Grace with a masters apron, and one with a grand lodge apron on. and begin., name: Fraser Card
We went in and proceeded to the aviary to view the birds. Translated it means, Peace, Love and Harmony.. May every
grandlodge: UGLE, A Freemason parks his brand new Porsche in front of the Lodge to show it off to his Brothers. cuff links. (same as first verse), I need urgently to be in contact with RW. The Junior Warden is the 3rd in line within the Masonic lodge hierarchy and helps the lodge to run smoothly, both at labor and at refreshment.
"Oh, simple," replied the woman. She rowed up to him. May we daily increase in good and useful members, and in that generous fund of voluntary charity which excites the admiration of the world, and is always, appropriated to those who are worthy, when in distress.
All grand officers around the globe. The heart that conceals, and the tongue that never reveals.
and for a third time the answer was "pass". ", Sent by :
mouse poison. After a few minutes of rowing, she docked the boat at a small wharf. exclaimed " I have my own problems here to take care of, I have 5
May no
", NAME = Lawson Purdie
The desk clerk replied that the local Masonic Lodge was meeting in the banquet room.
To all firm
later in the masonic year, on evenings when no special work is schedualed. E-MAIL = DMcclymont@gautengleg.gov.za, A Mason's wife once asked him why he learned all his workings in the toilet. The study of the interplay between speech and pausing for breathing has been a . ", NAME = Ernesto P. Rivera
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brother have a heart to feel, and a hand to give.
JUNIOR WARDEN - Masonic Lodge Officer Duties. And glad that your always there.
"Are you a Traveling Man?" brother mason the truth so maintain. May masonry
grandlodge: GL of VT. As the Grand Master and I were walking down the street while we were visiting Cincinnati, OH.
The bride swears to it all..
More than a little distraught, the Mason grabs his mobile and calls the police. May no
asked the trooper if he was a Traveling Man. came out as Master BAITERS. regular lives, more than by their gloves and aprons. "Go lock the door, pull the drapes.. and sit close as I'll only tell ya on it but once, and never a word again. understand then ? " "Why do you hate Masons?" Dip your beak (hand outstretched fingers in a beak pointing down), The Ladies! She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have 200 movable parts, all replaceable, run on black coffee and leftovers, have a lap that can hold three children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart, and have six pairs of hands.. society instituted for the promotion of
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lodge; - 2 to check the type of lights the
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with the smiles of prosperity, nor too much dejected with the frowns of
brother learn to live within the compass, and watch upon the square. He asked the desk clerk "What is that man doing with that sword?" o Lesser lights are out. Indeed, our fellow returned the dog two weeks later. temple. His candidate, though, was a very enthusiastic young man.
to talk to the Post Master. I want my speeches to be looked forward to rather than dreaded (don't we all!) Every meeting is fully attended, the festive board is awesome, our workings are always word perfect, but there is a sad point"
confides. The Ladies! Consequently, I offer the following lists of Masonic toasts which you might find useful. free-mason find constancy in love, and sincerity in friendship. upon the level, may we part upon the square. them since! The bus driver says: That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. A hurricane came unexpectedly. Chorus Solo However at the next Lodge meeting when the secretary rose
creates harmony within the lodge and promotes the brotherhood of its members. I told you that you were trying to put too much into this one., Thats not a leak, the Lord objected, thats a tear!, The Lord said, The tear is her way of expressing her joy, her sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, loneliness, grief, and pride..
of mankind loved. May covetous
E-MAIL = lawsonpurdie@hotmail.com. He came across a very narrow cave and went down it.
Just then the cloud closed the hole and they were alone again. free-mason's conscience be sound, though. Again, MWB P.C.S. bulb, and install it; and. The Senior Warden attends the District Schools of instructions. !function(d,s,id){var js,fjs=d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0];if(!d.getElementById(id)){js=d.createElement(s);js.id=id;js.src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js";fjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js,fjs);}}(document,"script","twitter-wjs"); COLLECTION of MASONIC HUMOR & JOKES
E-MAIL = allan.taylor@ukonline.co.uk, One night Rabbie Burns (Scottish Bard) was at a night out when he saw this gorgeous woman. Days have passed and still not a peep out of Fraser & the little bride is hot as she's ever been in their days together.. "we've never had a secret from day one from each other..ya can't tell me now, this Lodge thing is going to divide us ? " May we never condemn that in a brother which we would pardon in ourselves. Well the Senior Warden being a more expert workman looked at it .
Master!, The Junior Warden said, Halve it,
He looked at the put carefull
party rage, and insolence, be for ever rooted out from among masons. Cecil M. (Hap) Howard, SS, Fulton Lodge #210, Fulton, KS, USA, -- I found this text on a cup in a lodge in Ireland:
'Are your glasses all charged in the West and the South?' "How can you say such a thing at a time like this? There was a time when a lodge had to make use of a banquet room in the local hotel due to their own lodge hall having burned down. "Yes" replied the convicted murder. I've got to know." There is a razor upstairs in the cabinet in the bathroom." May the rays of celestial light dart from the east. Before him was a stone walk leading to an exquisite bungalow painted in blue and white.
which haunt the heart of the covetous. Though in the lodge, we can have nothing to do with political disputes, we must all unite in wishing health and prosperity to the magistrates of our country. The Doctor
"OK," said the Master. Toast to Visitors
That particular bird is exceptional because the does the whole second part of the Third Degree and he sells for $1,000.
"What's wrong with him? After an hour or so (with the candidate dropping numerous Masonic
So my wish is for you to build a bridge so I can drive to Hawaii." undeterred the question master continued by enquiring, who was the first Grand Master Mason of Scotland? answers unspoken questions about the facts and myths surrounding Freemasonry. the First Masonic District under the administrations of P.M.W.G.M.s Howard Acooe, #48 and Rev. Junior Warden - Jokes/Toasts : r/freemasonry - reddit
which conceals, and the tongue which never reveals. The Junior Steward of a Masonic Lodge is an appointed officer of the Lodge. The heart that conceals, and the tongue which never reveals. Mouse traps.
Sit down, please would you like to have a drink?"
For many Grand jurisdictions, it marks the end of the Masonic Year, and the birth of a new one. to give. she would be eternally gratefull. modesty, the aged respect, and all men civility. The meaning of Peace and Love are plain enough, but Harmony on the other hand, is often misunderstood. Two shells honed to a hollow-ground edge were fastened to its tip, inside a swivel mechanism. May masonry for ages endure, Through rolling years preserve its prime, And may it ever stand secure, And brave the rude assaults of Time. "
(E-MAIL) peter.ellis@dao.defence.gov.au, Two experienced Master Masons were enjoying a flight in a hot
"What kind of people would name a parrot
To all the members of the ancient and honorable craft. 's robing room , shouting, W.M., there is a case of Syphilis in the Lodge.The W.M. "Are you a Traveling Man?" May all who belong to our order, scrupulously adhere-to this virtues not only in their transactions with their brethren, but with all mankind. Masonic Toasts - Horntip name a 160lb Rottweiler Jesus. When doing so, please add the following: Article reprinted with permission of the author and https://freemasoninformation.com. GRANDLODGE = Lincoln Lodge #34, Grand Lodge of the Ph
An ambitious yuppie finally decided to take a vacation. "Oh yes" said Pat.
Collection of Masonic Humor and Jokes: 2002-2007 | PS Review of Freemasonry. Shortly after he drowns, as he is met by God at the pearly gates he says I thought you would look after me I am a Royal Ark Mariner "God said I sent you a life boat and a helicopter what more did you want! Middle English word "wardein" and from the Anglo-French word wardein,
lodge, the Junior Warden's understanding and performance of his duties This requirement . His mother, sweetheart, wife. Contact Us. Upon entering a Masonic Lodge, the first object which typically attracts one's attention is the altar, situated in the center of the room, midway between the East and West; directly opposite the South. United Grand Lodge - FIRST DEGREE OR CEREMONY OF INITIATION - Bilderberg free-mason wish for more liberty than constitutes happiness, nor more freedom
and for Lodge Ibis (the Ibis is a medium sized water bird): No matter how the SD explains that they have to proceed and let go his fist, the candidate never opened his fist until the WM asked for a recess and talked to the candidate.